Entropic
The most capable model we could afford.
Harmless, helpless, and hardly trying.
Free. Unofficial. Barely functional.
Entropic.
Everything tends toward disorder. We're helping.
Doofus 0.1
Our most capable model, and our only one.
| Training time | 40 minutes |
|---|---|
| Training data | One library book (overdue) |
| Knowledge cutoff | Page 40 |
| Parameters | Several |
| Memory | One fact (yours) |
| Languages | Yours, mostly |
Doofus 0.1 finished second in a field of two. The horse declined to comment.
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Clod Code
Every commit message is "fixed stuff."
Notify meClod in Chrome
Opens 40 tabs. Reads none.
Notify meShallow Research
Reads the first result. Reports back with total confidence.
Notify meHearsay
Web search where every citation is "Source: some guy."
Notify meVague Recollections
Remembers one thing about you. It's wrong.
Notify me
Pricing
| Free | $0 | You get what you pay for. | Choose |
|---|---|---|---|
| Con | $0 | It's right there in the name. | Choose |
| Min | $0 | Costs more than Con. 20x less usage. | Choose |
| Group Project | $0 per seat | One seat does all the work. | Choose |
| Enterprise | Contact sales | Sales is also Doofus. | Choose |
All plans are fake. Clod is free.
Questions
Is this made by a real AI company?
No. Clod is a parody by Mpyr Media LLC. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any AI company, including the one you're thinking of.
Is it really free?
Yes. Doofus has a daily budget. When it runs out he continues on his own brain. We have not been able to tell when this happens.
Why is he wrong?
He was trained for forty minutes on one book and reached page 40. Everything after that is his own work.
Is Doofus a real model?
Doofus is a parody character. Clod is the app. Doofus 0.1 is the model inside it. Some replies come from an AI language model and some from a script. Don't rely on any of them. No human is typing.
Is my chat stored?
No. It lives in your browser. Recent messages are passed straight to the AI provider named in our privacy policy to make a reply, and we never log them.
What if I'm actually not okay?
Doofus stops joking. If a message looks like real distress or a real health, legal or money question, you get a plain answer from us pointing to real help, with no jokes and no share button.
Can I use Clod for work?
Please don't.
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